Most of us treat our favourite football club like a loyal old dog. No matter how much it keeps us up at night or occasionally leaves us unexpected steaming piles of mess to clean up, it is always capable of bringing us unparalleled joy.
Such affection for one team leaves a whole lot of hate for the remaining 91 clubs in the football league. Whether wholehearted hatred or mild malevolence, everyone has something they despise about their rivals. In a series titled ‘5 things we love to hate’, we’ve pointed our misanthropic finger at some of England’s top clubs so you don’t have to.
Chelsea have never been a neutrals favourite but Roman Abramovich made sure of that when he appeared from a swivel chair whilst stroking a cat and laughing manically.
Appoint an arrogant, tactically dull Portuguese? Check. Poach everyone’s star players? Check. Overnight success? Cech! The latest instalment in our series highlights five reasons we want to revolt against the Russian revolution at Stamford Bridge.
Look out for a stunning rendition of a popular Chelsea chant by The London Philharmonic Orchestra.
What do you dislike most about Chelsea? The roubles? John Terry? Let us know in the comment section below… actually don’t bother, we know it’s John Terry.