I’m happy I left Chelsea, says cheeky ex-Blue

Lovable if a bit suspect on the field of play, David Luiz is missed in English football. The sight of his frizzy barnet flying out from defence with no tangible plan in place is one we can no longer enjoy, with the Brazilian having swapped Chelsea for PSG over the summer in a mega money move.

But it seems the feeling is not mutual, with Luiz himself having revealed that he’s “happy” to have left London behind for Paris.

“I made a good choice coming here,” he said.

“I am happy to play in this team. Of course I smile a lot. I am a happy boy.”

Ouch! Has nobody told his old side are top of the Premier League?