New Chelsea striker makes false promises to young QPR fan

Loic Remy completed his £10.5million move to from QPR to Chelsea this afternoon, finally ending the ongoing speculation surrounding his future this summer.

The French striker was expected to leave Loftus Road before tomorrow’s 11pm deadline and Jose Mourinho managed to beat London rivals Arsenal to his signature.

But Remy leaves QPR on the back of of big fat porkie pie that he’ll have to live with for the rest of his days.

When signing autographs for QPR fans recently, a young lad begged Remy not to leave his beloved team. Remy appeared to bow down to the boy’s plea and told him he’d stay.

But now the poor child is probably sitting there broken and confused as pictures of his hero holding a Chelsea shirt emerge.

Not cool, Loic. Not cool…