We’ve seen players have unfortunate bowel movements whilst playing; heck, we’ve even seen players remove the Mask of Zorro from their shinpad in order to celebrate a goal – yes, I’m talking about you Facundo Sava of Fulham.
Now, I thought I’d seen it all in a football game but, I was wrong, as during the Premier League clash between Stoke City and Chelsea it appears that the Blues’ Brazilian international Willian had a bit of time on his hands to answer the phone!!!
Okay, maybe that isn’t strictly true and maybe you’re going to tell me that he is clearly suffering from a knock to his head but, hey?! Twitter is a funny place and, after all, if you can’t laugh at Christmas then I pity you.
"Mum, I told you! I'm playing football tonight and don't want tea…okay, save me one of the chocolate ones" pic.twitter.com/Zbsd4CGlg6
— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) December 22, 2014