Former Liverpool Star Literally Hits Cow’s Arse With Banjo

No, this isn’t Jamie Redknapp speaking, Emile Heskey has literally gone and hit a cow’s arse with a banjo on live TV.

There’s more than a bit of an air of desperation around Heskey as he does the rounds on the footballing media carrousel hoping to find himself a new club – and yes, that’s right, Emile Heskey is still trying to be a professional footballer.

With a record of 10 league goals in 42 appearances for the Newcastle Jets not exactly inspiring, hopefully managers and chairman will be encouraged by the former England international’s performance on BT Sport. 

Perhaps the only person more embarrassed about this whole thing than Heskey was the cow himself.