After Trent Alexander-Arnold secured himself a place in the next edition of the Guinness World Records, James Milner predicts the book will be on everyone’s Christmas list…right after his own: 'Ask a Footballer'.It seems rather odd to add a footballer into a tome typically dedicated to the world’s longest fingernails, most spoons stuck to the body, or most Yellow Pages eaten in the space of 24 hours (unconfirmed), but today the news broke that Liverpool’s creative talisman Alexander-Arnold will feature thanks to a new record ‘most English Premier League assists by a defender in a single season.’The 21-year-old seized the record from Everton duo Andy Hinchcliffe and Leighton Baines who had apparently been sharing the glory on 11 since 2011 - Alexander-Arnold recorded 12. We suppose that makes it all the sweeter for him.Contrary to popular belief, James Milner isn’t a particularly boring person, and he proved himself once again with a cheeky bit of Twitter fun…

Unfortunately, neither book will be on our Christmas list. Socks and deodorant, ahoy.