Man City’s Christmas Cracker!
It may seem like only yesterday your free-spirited auntie was leaning over your shoulder, giving a one-on-one lecture on how she recycles wrapping paper into origami ornaments to raise money for single mothers in Namibia as you picked up rogue strands of ribbon and tinsel from under the tree – but believe it or not, St. Nick’s annual visit is now just a matter of days away.
Following tonight’s Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park, English football fans will rather cruelly be starved of Premier League action for precisely one week until Boxing Day – and to make matters worse, forced to spend some time with those weird people they live with, who apparently call themselves family.
Bah Humbug – we suppose it’s not all so bad. But nonetheless, if you can’t handle the wait until all the Boxing Day action, we have a festive tradition to keep you occupied – the good old Christmas Cracker.
Indeed, this Xmas-in-one-gallery includes a classic football-based teaser, a randomly picked but nonetheless scintillating wonder-strike and an intriguing statistic to impress the family with around the Christmas table, in between shoving mountains of Christmas gnosh down your food hole.
So without further ado, have a pull on Manchester City’s Christmas Cracker!