There is no getting away from it, the atmosphere at Old Trafford is not as good as it once was.

The lack of noise in the stands has been the subject of Jose Mourinho's ire on more than one occasion as rising ticket prices and increasing numbers of tourist fans have contributed to the drop-off.

That has left the Red Devils scrambling around for ideas on how to improve the situation and one was trialled during last weekend's FA Cup quarter-final against Brighton; a singing section.

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By all accounts, the scheme went well but another rumoured approach to the issue is the introduction of song sheets at the Theatre of Dreams.

That idea has not gone down so well, which is hardly surprising as it is bordering on the ultimate embarrassment and damning indictment on modern football that it is possible to make.

Therefore, the Reds fans decided to try and put their club off the idea with some alternatives of their own...