Yes, it's that time of year again. You and 45 family members squeezed into a dining room with barely the elbow room to scratch your nose, never mind pull a Christmas cracker.
Thank goodness then that our digital version has everything you need in it, sparing you from elbowing your great auntie Elma in the face, spilling the gravy boat over your toddler cousin and ruining Christmas for everyone, all in the name of getting a sharpener and a joke you've heard a thousand times out of what is essentially a cardboard cylinder with crumpled edges.
A devilish teaser to annoy your Dad with (tip: never give him the answer), a mind blowing goal to try and impress your nephew with (even though he's seen it 25 times before playing FIFA) and a stat that in all honesty would make Santa himself tip his sled in amazement - our digital Christmas cracker has a bit of everything.
So let's get to it shall we? Have a pull on our Manchester United Christmas Cracker!
The Teaser - Name Them
Alex Ferguson is the greatest Manchester United manager of all time. He was also Scottish. Name the 5 other Scottish managers who have taken the manager's hot-seat throughout the club's history.
Click through to last page to reveal the answer.
The Glorious Goal - Ronaldo's Rocket
This goal was so good and from so far out that the match director nearly missed picking it up on the cameras.
This Cristiano Ronaldo goal in the Quarter Finals of the UEFA Champions League gave the Old Trafford side a 2nd leg away win to put them through on their way to a final defeat vs. Barcelona.
This was Ronaldo fulfilling his potential and showing the world-class ability we've come to expect every time he takes the pitch for Real Madrid.
If the goal had no nets, this shot would still be travelling through the air.
The Stat - Zlatan Is Timeless
As this stat from Squawka shows, even at the age of 35, Zlatan Ibrahimivoic is amongst the top players in Europe at getting himself on the end of chances.
No player in Europe's top 5 leagues has exceeded his total of 49 shots on target. With 13 goals this season, his shots are as lethal as ever too.
Did anyone think he would be this good in a United shirt when he joined the summer? If he continues this form he could end up having one of the best seasons of his career. At 35, in one of the world's top leagues, that would be a phenomenal achievement.
The Answer - Scottish Managers
The five Scottish managers, in addition to Alex Ferguson, who have taken charge of Manchester United are:
John Chapman: 1921-1926
Scott Duncan: 1932-1937
Matt Busby: 1945-1969, 1970-1971
Tommy Docherty: 1972-1977
David Moyes: 2013-2014
Perhaps it was cruel to have reminded you of David Moyes' time at the club, but Scottish managers have in fact brought great success to Manchester United throughout their history.
The legendary Matt Busby won five league titles, two FA Cups and of course that first European Cup triumph in 1968. Scott Duncan won a second division title and so did Tommy Docherty, with the latter also managing an FA Cup win in 1977.
Alex Ferguson, of course i,s peerless with 13 Premier League titles, five FA Cups, four League Cups, two European Cups, one European Cup Winners Cup, one European Super Cup, one Intercontinental Cup and one FIFA World Club Cup.
David Moyes' Community Shield doesn't really stack up in comparison, does it?