Scientists Believe Man United Defender May Be ‘Made Of Glass’

Jonny Evans again hobbled off injured in the first half of Manchester United game with Leicester City at the King Power Stadium, prompting many the question the atomic make-up of the Northern Irish defender.

After years of suspicion, Football FanCast can finally reveal that Jonny Evans is in fact made entirely of glass.

“Most Human Beings are made up of 60% water,” a biologist who wants to remain unnamed assured us, “But Jonny is special case. Jonny is made up of 100% glass”.

The molecular make-up of Phil Jones is still unknown, but many suspect that the defender may have a similar gene structure as his Manchester United teammate.