The curious case of Newcastle manager’s hair

Once upon a time, not too many moons – or should that be Toons – ago, Alan Pardew was a dashing young gentleman with luscious blonde hair, or at it’s most extreme, a very, very light mousy brown.

Of course, running a club as chaotic as Newcastle has obviously taken it’s toll on Pardew, turning those gushing locks into pure white with every hefty defeat and subsequent sleepless night.

Yet, there’s a mystery that needs solving, first noticed by

An intriguing case indeed. So what are the theories?

Perhaps an alien has impregnated it’s young into Pardew’s skull? Perhaps he’s become the victim of a shoe polish-based prank.