Behold the Vidal Sassoon horror show of haircuts. You’ll find no David Ginolas or Robbie Savages here. This list is reserved for the very worst in footballer head shots. It appears to also be a very modern collection: the mullets and perms are at an absolute premium, so this might be the only list of its kind without Rudi Voller. I can’t believe I haven’t included Voller – his hair was terrible. Apologies in advance, but enjoy none the less.
Feel free to add any glaring omissions in the comments below:
List compiled by Luke Bradshaw