Great goal, so what? Tottenham boss unimpressed by star

Even those watching in living rooms across Europe jumped up in sheer joy and disbelief when Erik Lamela hit home a fantastic rabona effort against Asteras Tripolius last night. The Argentine magician’s effort was pure class, but there’s one man it didn’t impress… his manager, Mauricio Pochettino.

As the camera cut to the Spurs boss on the bench his face looked as if someone had just defecated in his coffee… Cheer up, fella!