OFFICIAL! This Tottenham fan has the worst banter in football

Football and banter go hand in hand. We all know that. But there’s a fine line between banter and just ‘not even funny.’

And this Spurs fans’ banter has to fall in to the latter category because, quite simply, he thinks he has banter but he doesn’t.

Gary Lane has actually changed his name to Gary White Hart Lane because, if you haven’t already guessed, he’s a big Tottenham fan. And, quite amazingly, he claims he’s also done it because “I like a bit of banter.”

A. Bit. Of. Banter.

Someone kick him off the Banter Bus, please…

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