Would you get a tattoo written in a fictional language from a film you’ve never seen? A certain Man City star has.
On our latest jaunt around the weird and wonderful world of football social media, Ryan Bailey checks out Sergio Aguero’s embarrassing tattoo secret, Mamadou Sakho’s customised handshakes and Harry Maguire sitting on a boat!
There’s also time to take a look at Leyton Orient’s offering for the the worst player announcement of all time.
Don’t believe it? See for yourselves in the video above!