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Watch: The Twitter Report – Episode 1

Once upon a time, footballer’s opinions were confined to exclusives in Shoot magazine and occasional sound bites prefixed with “At the end of the day…” in post-match interviews.

Nowadays, a cheeky peek on Twitter reveals the answers to all the questions about footballers that we never actually asked. Questions like, how is Shola Ameobi’s loft conversion coming along? And what is Cambridge United goalkeeper, David Forde’s favourite flavour of Angel Delight?

Footballer’s Tweets range from the banal to the downright bizarre. Luckily, Tom Skinner is here to read them all so you don’t have to. This week, he finds out what’s troubling Nile Ranger and uncovers Johan Djourou’s plans for world domination.