Berbatov to West Ham could be the best thing ever

Dimitar Berbatov to West Ham… DIMITAR BERBATOV TO WEST HAM. We can barely contain our excitement towards the prospect of the enigmatic Bulgarian strutting his stuff in the east of London, and it seems that it’s a real possibility in light of recent reports.

Everyone – well except Arsenal fans – enjoyed a glimpse of the ice cool, movie star footballer last week in the Champions League at the Emirates Stadium, reminding us of just what we’re missing out on. Could ‘Berba’ in the claret and blue at Upton Park be the best thing in football ever? Quite possibly, and here’s why…

Berba the film star…

Green Street West Ham B&W

While Vinnie Jones went from footballer to ‘star’ of the silver screen, we think ‘Berbz’ would more suited to the switch. However, before he lands the big part in a fancy foreign language delight, he’ll have to cut his teeth in something a little more fitting with the Hammers…

Experience new delicacies…

Berba pie

Life in Monaco may see Dimitar more accustomed to Michelin star dining, but we’d love to see him tucking away the pie and mash. Get that down yer Gregory, saaaaaaan!

Tactical man for Big Sam

“Shut up Sam, I’m talking” ‘Nuff said.

The man to stop Big Sam’s long balls…

Big Sam loves a direct, looping pass. And this sort of touch is sure to create stirring in the trousers of Hammers fans…

He could open the best boozer in the east end

Berba's boozer

“Get outta my pub!” Imagine ‘Berba’ in charge of the Vic! James Collins and Winston Reid are certainly fit for the Mitchell brothers’ henchman roles…

Or possibly bring Martin Kemp back to Walford

M Kemp

If he cannot swing the big role, maybe Berbatov could be snuck in as Martin Kemp…

Used to European travel

West Ham may well be in Europe next season, so they will need to add a little style to their mob. Someone needs to cover for Andy Carroll getting tanked up in Prague…

 


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